Centurion

Centurion You scored 74 Stubborn, 50 Crazy, 31 Agressive, and 51 Evil!

Apperance: Life of Brian The black shaddowed person in helmet. Highlight: Latin Lesson. Brian is writing a slogan to a wall, oblivious to the Roman patrol approaching from behind. The slogan is "ROMANES EUNT DOMUS". Centurion: What's this thing? "ROMANES EUNT DOMUS"? "People called Romanes they go the house"? Brian: It, it says "Romans go home". Centurion: No it doesn't. What's Latin for "Roman"? Brian: (hesitates) Centurion: Come on, come on! Brian: (uncertain) "ROMANUS". Centurion: Goes like? Brian: "-ANUS". Centurion: Vocative plural of "-ANUS" is? Brian: "-ANI". Centurion: (takes paintbrush from Brian and paints over) "RO-MA-NI". "EUNT"? What is "EUNT"? Brian: "Go". Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go"! Brian: "IRE". "EO", "IS", "IT", "IMUS", "ITIS", "EUNT". Centurion:So "EUNT" is ...? Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go". Centurion: But "Romans, go home!" is an order, so you must use the ...? (lifts Brian by his hairs) Brian: The ... imperative. Centurion: Which is? Brian: Ahm, oh, oh, "I", "I"! Centurion: How many romans? (pulls harder) Brian: Plural, plural! "ITE". Centurion: (strikes over "EUNT" and paints "ITE" to the wall) (satisfied) "I-TE". "DOMUS"? Nominative? "Go home", this is motion towards, isn't it, boy? Brian: (very anxious) Dative? Centurion:(draws his sword and holds it to Brian's throat) Brian: Ahh! No, ablative, ablative, sir. No, the, accusative, accusative, ah, DOMUM, sir. Centurion:Except that "DOMUS" takes the ...? Brian: ... the locative, sir! Centurion: Which is? Brian: "DOMUM". Centurion: (satisfied) "DOMUM" (strikes out "DOMUS" and writes "DOMUM") "-MUM". Understand? Brian: Yes sir. Centurion: Now write it down a hundred times. Brian: Yes sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar, sir. Centurion: (salutes) Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off. Brian: (very reliefed) Oh thank you sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar and everything, sir!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 66% on Stubborn You scored higher than 62% on Crazy You scored higher than 34% on Agressive You scored higher than 30% on Evil

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