lunedì, aprile 17, 2006

1984 iPod ad


Has Mr. Jobs had this idea for, like, 20 years!?
Just look at this picture from the famous 1984 ad and tell me that thing is something else.

Edit: It IS an iPod. But the pic is from the (in 2004) remastered 1984 ad, in which Apple thought it be fun to add it. Here is the original, non-remastered version:

mercoledì, febbraio 22, 2006

Muhammed Cartoons



More muhammed cartoons

Islamophobic: In a parallel universe...

"In a parallel universe..."

Muslim war on everyone else, especially Christians - What would the reaction be, had it been the other way around?

Read it.

mercoledì, febbraio 08, 2006

Cartoon Wars global map


From Face of Muhammed blog:



(Updated feb 9)

Please Leave

from here:

Dear muslims,
If you do not like my country, please leave.
If you do not like the way our women dress, please leave.
If you do not like our separation of politics and religion, please leave.
If you support violent responses to criticism of Islam, please leave.
If you support terrorism in any way, shape or form, please leave.
If you cannot accept satirical cartoons in our newspapers, please leave.
If you do not support democracy or the freedom of speech, please leave my country.

lunedì, febbraio 06, 2006

Offensive Cartoons


This picture pretty much summarizes the absurdity of the "Cartoon Rage" issue. Picture found here.

What does "peace" mean?

Religion of peace

You've all heard it. The mantra. "Islam is a religion of peace". I am not going to tell you that is untrue. But I invite you to consider this little line of thought:

Chrristianity is generally also considered a "religion of peace". Christianity has roughly 2 billion followers. Islam has roughly 1 billion followers.

Now.
1) How many people are killed per year by the peace of Christ?
2) How many are killed by the sword of Islam every year?
3) If you are one of those interesting people who somehow managed to answer question 1 with an even remotely close figure to that of question 2, I invite you to consider how many of the "Christian" murderers shouted "Allahu Akbar" or some christianized variation thereof.
4) How many Christian suicide bombers have you ever heard of?
5) How many Muslim suicide bombers have you heard of?
6) How much do religious murderers of different creeds generally care about civilian casualties (regardless of wether you count western modern warfare of sucular states as "Christian" or not)? Compare Islam to the other "peaceful religions".
7) Do an google image search for "anti-islam cartoons", "anti-islamic cartoons", "anti-islamist cartoons" and "anti-muslim cartoons", and compare the results with the result when you search for "anti-semitic cartoons", then tell me what countries should be boycotted.
8) Take a look at the "face of muhammed" pictures from Jyllands-posten (posted below in my latest blog entry) then explain by what reasoning they justify the burning of several danish embassies.


Now tell me: what does "peace" in the phrase "Islam is a religion of peace" mean?

My answer: Islam is not a peaceful religion - just look at its very bloody history, starting already in the Qu'ran - it has always spread by the sword - or, to borrow the words of Jesus - *lived* by the sword...

mercoledì, febbraio 01, 2006

I have nothing to add

Fact about Islam: "There is no Islamic Patrick, no Islamic Boniface, no Islamic Cyril and Methodius, no Islamic Damien of Molokai, no Islamic Jean de Brebeuf, no Islamic Matteo Ricci, no Islamic Teresa of Calcutta"

Denmark



Islamists around the world are encouraging the world to boycott Denmark. Why? Because a newspaper has depicted their 'prophet' Muhammed (which itself is a crime... in Islamic countries) as beeing a violent and destructive moron (which... is true). Regardless of what one thinks of claiming (the truth that) that religious figure is wrong and a danger to modern society - there still is something called "free speech". It is obviously ok in Islamist countries to portray Jews (unlike Muhammed, Jews are an entire people and a race, not a person) as the source of all evil and the offspring of pigs, So freedom of speech obviously applies only to Muslims or friends of Islam. And yet, they dare accuse the West of double standards...

venerdì, gennaio 20, 2006

The weather

From Pious and Overly Devotional, an "Anglo-Catholic" blog:

Chanted weather forecast.

Just wonderful.

martedì, gennaio 17, 2006

Not a heretic - phew :P

You scored as Chalcedon compliant. You are Chalcedon compliant. Congratulations, you're not a heretic. You believe that Jesus is truly God and truly man and like us in every respect, apart from sin. Officially approved in 451.

Chalcedon compliant

100%

Pelagianism

58%

Nestorianism

50%

Apollanarian

50%

Monophysitism

33%

Adoptionist

25%

Socinianism

17%

Gnosticism

8%

Modalism

8%

Monarchianism

0%

Arianism

0%

Donatism

0%

Albigensianism

0%

Docetism

0%

Are you a heretic?
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sabato, gennaio 07, 2006

Centurion

Centurion
You scored 74 Stubborn, 50 Crazy, 31 Agressive, and 51 Evil!


Apperance: Life of Brian

The black shaddowed person in helmet.


Highlight:

Latin Lesson.

Brian is writing a slogan to a wall, oblivious to the Roman patrol approaching from behind. The slogan is "ROMANES EUNT DOMUS".

Centurion: What's this thing? "ROMANES EUNT DOMUS"? "People called Romanes they go the house"?
Brian: It, it says "Romans go home".
Centurion: No it doesn't. What's Latin for "Roman"?
Brian: (hesitates)
Centurion: Come on, come on!
Brian: (uncertain) "ROMANUS".
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: "-ANUS".
Centurion: Vocative plural of "-ANUS" is?
Brian: "-ANI".
Centurion: (takes paintbrush from Brian and paints over) "RO-MA-NI".
"EUNT"? What is "EUNT"?
Brian: "Go".
Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go"!
Brian: "IRE". "EO", "IS", "IT", "IMUS", "ITIS", "EUNT".
Centurion:So "EUNT" is ...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But "Romans, go home!" is an order, so you must use the ...?
(lifts Brian by his hairs)
Brian: The ... imperative.
Centurion: Which is?
Brian: Ahm, oh, oh, "I", "I"!
Centurion: How many romans?
(pulls harder)
Brian: Plural, plural! "ITE".
Centurion: (strikes over "EUNT" and paints "ITE" to the wall)
(satisfied) "I-TE".
"DOMUS"? Nominative? "Go home", this is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
Brian: (very anxious) Dative?
Centurion:(draws his sword and holds it to Brian's throat)
Brian: Ahh! No, ablative, ablative, sir. No, the, accusative, accusative,
ah, DOMUM, sir.
Centurion:Except that "DOMUS" takes the ...?
Brian: ... the locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is?
Brian: "DOMUM".
Centurion: (satisfied) "DOMUM" (strikes out "DOMUS" and writes "DOMUM") "-MUM".
Understand?
Brian: Yes sir.
Centurion: Now write it down a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: (salutes) Hail Caesar.
If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
Brian: (very reliefed) Oh thank you sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar and
everything, sir!




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